Marvel’s Avengers: Doomsday Cast Chair Reveals, Ranked

Yesterday, Marvel Studios spent five-and-a-half long hours announcing the 27 cast members that will headline Avengers: Doomsday via the medium of folding directors chairs. It was a lot! It was occasionally funny. But now, we are here to rank the chairs—not the announcements, that would be silly. We’re ranking the chairs, from what they represented to the order they came in.

27) Robert Downey Jr.

We’re starting off controversial! Yes, it was nice that he was there and sat in the damn thing, but ending on RDJ, the one piece of casting we actually knew for this movie, and you didn’t even go the extra mile? Give him a Doom throne? Have him in costume?

26) Pedro Pascal

Maybe the chair order denotes seniority, maybe Marvel just wanted to put Reed Richards next to Victor Von Doom. But it felt weird to put Mr. Fantastic so far away from the rest of the Fantastic Four!

25) Lewis Pullman

Honestly, this is mostly because Pullman was the first big Thunderbolts star after Wyatt Russell and Florence Pugh were added, and… it’s hard to get excited about a version of the Sentry we know so little about?

24) Danny Ramirez

Ramirez’s chair arrived around the middle of the pack, when people were starting to flag at the prospect that Marvel was really dragging this out for hours and hours. Which is unfair to the new Falcon, sure, but timing is everything for an aerial superhero.

23) Simu Liu

Mostly this was good to serve as a reminder that at some point Shang-Chi‘s Destin Daniel Cretton was going to direct this movie.

22) Letitia Wright

A Black Panther in an MCU team-up movie? Likely place for them to be.

21) Winston Duke

Duke is only above Wright because it was ultimately surprising that he’s the only other Wakanda alum apparently coming along for the ride.

20) Kelsey Grammer

Initially, Grammer stood out as he was the only member of the Fox X-Men universe we had in this stream for a while—12th, sandwiched between Thunderbolts stars. It would take hours for the rest of them to show up. Weird!

19) David Harbour

The penultimate Thunderbolts addition, it was at this point you started to click that most of that team is going to make it out of their movie just fine… and suddenly how important Thunderbolts is to the next Avengers movie.

18) Sebastian Stan

Again, the Winter Soldier in a team-up film: likely place for him to be. But also kind of surprising if we’re really doing this Bucky senatorial arc established in Brave New World.

17) Florence Pugh

Perhaps the least surprising Thunderbolts addition—and perhaps maybe the only person people would’ve expected from the team to be here, so good chair, but not like, an exciting chair.

16) Joseph Quinn

Being the third member of the Fantastic Four just mostly means that people are not that shocked when you finally show up, and considering that it took a while for Quinn to arrive after most of his other co-stars it just kind of felt like “sure” at this point in the stream.

15) Wyatt Russell

Bold move to add a second Captain America chair to this lineup and to have it be USAgent rather than the rumored Chris Evans return. Love that confidence.

14) Ebon Moss-Bachrach

So here’s the Thing.

13) Anthony Mackie

Mackie’s chair was heralded by the Avengers fanfare, and he was the third announcement, so when Marvel fans heard that and were only just starting to suspect what this pile of chairs meant, it was a big moment. Just as Captain America deserves (even if the sheen is a little less shiny coming off Brave New World being pretty average).

12) Alan Cumming

The Fox X-Men section of the stream was simultaneously exciting and also a little frustrating, considering that unlike the other teams announced here, they all followed largely one after the other. So while you were making a Traitors joke just in time for Cumming’s arrival, it was all starting to push you down a line of guessing who could come next, rather than being truly surprised.

11) Channing Tatum

[Insert whooimboutamakeanameformyselfere meme here]

10) Rebecca Romijn

Two blue mutants? In this economy? We love to see a mother-son teamup.

9) James Marsden

Sure, I have Scott Summers bias. But the confidence to end the run of Fox X-Men announcements with someone that wasn’t Hugh Jackman—and arguably a version of Cyclops that really needs some justice doing with it—was great.

8) Vanessa Kirby

Kirby was the second chair added to the whole stream, when this was still a vague, unknown surprise. Sure, it wasn’t going to be too surprising that the new FF team would be in the Doctor Doom movie, but the excitement of this chair was more the dazzle of what was going on in the stream.

7) Tom Hiddleston

Hiddleston’s chair arrived in the third act of this laborious, laborious stream, so it’s a testament to what he represented when that chair was plopped down that he rallied everyone’s interests. We’re no longer kneeling before Loki, but we are seated. In a chair.

6) Tenoch Huerta Mejía

For a very long time in this stream, Namor and Sue Storm were the only Fantastic Four-adjacent characters (comics-wise, rather than MCU-wise with his connection to Black Panther: Wakanda Forever), and that is honestly quite funny when you think about it from that perspective.

5) Patrick Stewart

The classic X-theme was a nice touch to introduce us to what became a veritable X-Men power hour.

4) Ian McKellen

Arguably an even bigger surprise than Stewart, but still: very sweet that they put Xavier and Magneto together as a one-two punch. Let them kiss, cowards.

3) Hannah John-Kamen

This one was mostly funny because, as the last of many additions from Thunderbolts, this was the moment this stream managed to put the nail in the coffin that wow, Taskmaster sure as hell seems like she’s not going to make it out of that movie.

2) Chris Hemsworth

Always good to start with a statement, and that’s exactly what Hemsworth’s chair did. Bold. Regal. Chair-like.

1) Paul Rudd

They gave him the tiny chair! It was cute. The only chair in the whole stream with some personality deserves our Top Chair Spot.

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