Sorry if I can’t get all lathered up about this Celtics-Magic first-round playoff matchup. I mean, it was good to see the Celtics win (103-86) — the NBA requires Boston win 15 more games between now and mid-June to earn back-to-back championships — and I know they have to play somebody, but if this isn’t a four-game sweep, Adam Silver should put Ted Wells on the case.

It’s not that the Magic are bad. They are professional basketball players and they won half their games this year. Orlando’s second-year forward Paolo Banchero (36 points) is a legit NBA star. But can you name two other Magic players? Tell me you have one spec of doubt that the Celtics will move on to the second round early next month.      

Orlando led the Celtics at halftime Sunday at TD Garden, but there was never a moment when this game was in question. It was 91-73 in the fifth minute of the fourth and the most tension I could find in the Causeway Street gym was inspired by the sight of Celtics co-owner Steve Pagliuca, sitting at midcourt alongside present owner/governor Wyc Grousbeck and next owner Bill Chisholm.       

Now there’s a big bowl of awkward. For those of you who’ve not been paying attention, Wyc’s family put the Celts up for sale last year and Pags tried to buy the team from his partner, only to be steamrolled by Chisholm’s $6.1 billion bid.       

Yikes. Seeing these captains of basketball industry making nice in the front row was like watching Jennifer Lopez at Fenway seated between Ben Affleck and Alex Rodriguez. Or maybe Kendrick Lamar with Drake and Serena Williams at any Super Bowl of your choice. Or Eric Clapton and the late George Harrison with Patti Boyd.       

Anyway. You get the point.       

Coming into this game, the big question for the Celtics was the overall status of Jaylen Brown, who staggered with a bone bruise in his right knee down the stretch and has lacked his traditional explosiveness as a result. Brown played 30 minutes, scored 16 points and looked pretty good on a couple of last chance power drives in the first quarter. It’s fair to say he passed the audition.       

“I think Jaylen worked to get good shots,’’ said coach Joe Mazzulla. “He knows how to take care of himself. He’s right where he wants to be, which is where we need him to be.’’       

Bored like the rest of us, Jayson Tatum scored only 17 points (8 of 22 shooting), but Derrick White (who never makes the wrong move on a basketball court — wonder if Deion Sanders will retire his Colorado jersey?) made up for it with 30 on 10 of 18 marksmanship, including 7 of 12 from international waters. It should tell you something that the Celtics built a 19-point lead in a game in which Tatum, Brown, and Kristaps Porzingis made only 15 of 44 shots.        

Payton Pritchard (yes, he is better than Larry Siegfried) scored 19 points in 25 minutes and maybe created the loudest roars with his four buckets on six 3-point attempts. 

Mazzulla talked a lot about “physicality”, rebounding, and 50/50 balls. It’s a polite way of reminding us that the only way the Celtics can have trouble against the Magic is if they go through the motions. The talent gap is significant.        

The Celtics are nine deep and bury good teams under an avalanche of threes. Boston made a record 1,457 threes during the 2024-25 season. They shot 48.2 threes per game. An NBA game, without overtime, is 48 minutes.        

Boston went 16-3 in its indominable playoff run last spring and it’s not realistic to expect them to finish in June without losing more than three games, but it’s impossible to imagine them losing to the gritty-but not-ready Magic.        

No one seemed to be sweating during Game 1.        

My favorite moment came when Mr. and Mrs. Wyc Grousbeck got up from their seats with Mr. and Mrs Chisholm during a timeout late in the first quarter and walked around the perimeter of the court to the other side of the floor, where Wyc introduced Bill to Tatum’s mother. There were more meet-and-greets on the way back to their seats. It reminded me of something you’d see during a high school game.       

Game 2 is Wednesday night at the Garden. Then it’s on to Orlando.       

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Dan Shaughnessy is a Globe columnist. He can be reached at [email protected]. Follow him @dan_shaughnessy.